a fossil specimen that gained sentience. now i just spend all my time laughing at my phone. please send help it's so hard to hold with tiny arms.

turing-tested:

whenever im spooked i play the worst most memey music because i hold the firm belief nothing can kill you if the vibes are wrong. if you have fresh prince going on as loud as possible whatever’s haunting you is gonna be like. aw man. i can’t kill to this. the mood is all wrong now

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catchymemes:

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oswednesday:

deletes you forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [you still exist as metadata]

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heedra:

fuck “girl lunch” fuck “girl math” a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.

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greelin:

1bedroom/1bath’s being $1800+…… we have to start lighting landlords on fire. i’m so serious

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37q:

37q:

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watch out

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not again

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tomiechu:

seeing characters get twink-ified is so scary its scarier than the flaming skull

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punkitt-is-here:

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the gang gets snacks

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hauntedwoman:

t-shirt that says “i am the worlds biggest pseudo intellectual”

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anatomiau:

i love how none of you are normal

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